wh0locking:

heyimbrianneandthisismyurl:

flirting-with-your-timelord:

I found this :’)

This is not okay.

laughing, so hard. I mean, SO HARD

#a true god hangs out with the nurses before fucking their shit up

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

thewritershuman:

loki-s-army-at-221b:

wolfstar-thunderfrost:

zeldaluvr1:

dustinmathisen:

orgasmicskittles:

xyoshigeek:

foreverbolone:

kason-the-equalist:

slenderman-is-watching-you:

fuck-yeah-justin-bieber:

AND THIS IS WHY I FUCKING LOVE TUMBLR.

the bible is fucking holy!

Tumblr is fucking tumbling

The rainbow is fucking colorful

THE SUN IS FUCKING BRIGHT

my dick is fucking dicky

my love life is fucking lonely

this is fucking stupid

Eat more is fucking delicious

fiction is fucking fake

The world is fucking spinning

Silence is Fucking Falling

foreverwholocked:

towritelesbiansonherarms:

meghaninblack:

towritelesbiansonherarms:

lascocks:

jennyatsdcc:

theartistvocation:

shinjimimura:

please tag your Butterscotch Crumplebath

#benadryl wafflesticks

#bandicoot carryout

#barbiturate crabbypatty

Bandaid cumberbund

But seriously, tag your Bumperdinckal Candybach.

Bassdrop Cumberwubwubwub

it’s funny because we still all know who this is talking about

thefilmfatale:

Directors Martin Scorsese and James Cameron have different ideas about the use of CGI in film:

“My big concern is that the image, ultimately, with CGI, I don’t know if our younger generation is believing anything anymore on screen. It’s not real.” - Martin Scorsese

“When was it ever real? There was kind of a wall there and nothing over there. There are 30 people standing around. There’s a guy with a boom mic, there’s another guy up on a ladder with his ass crack hanging out. There’s fake rain. Your ‘street, night exterior New York’ was a ‘day, interior Burbank’. What was ever real?” - James Cameron

ayries:

#forever headcanon that sulu is now 100% incapable of going to warp without checking the external inertial dampeners like seven times #only he doesn’t call them that anymore and he doesn’t call them the parking break either #in his own head the external inertial dampeners are referred to as ‘THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS’ #like that one feature on your car that has busted on you like six times #or that program you have to run on your computer every once in awhile that ALWAYS crashes it #or whatever else that non-sentient thing in your life that has frustrated you so many times that it doesn’t even have a real name in your head anymore #it’s just THAT MOTHERFUCKING THING YOU HATE #because that moment with pike and spock and the external intertial dampeners #sulu is never going to get over that #in 50 years when he’s long since been a famous federation hero #when kids have been buying hikaru sulu action figures for decades #and there’s a bigass statue of him in his hometown #the whole enterprise crew is going to meet up for dinner #elderly and so comfortable with each other that anything is fair game #and someone is going to be like ‘remember that time hikaru forget to turn off the parking break?’ and everyone will laugh #except sulu. #because he will still. not. be over it.

astudyinspock:

WHY DON’T PEOPLE CARE ABOUT NASA AND SPACE IT IS SOMETHING I LITERALLY DO NOT UNDERSTAND BECAUSE SPACE IS SO INCREDIBLE AND JUST ABSOLUTELY ASTOUNDING AND NASA IS JUST THIS MASSIVE POWERHOUSE OF SCIENCE AND IT ACTUALLY PUTS PEOPLE IN SPACE WHAT ABOUT THAT IS NOT AMAZING TO PEOPLE AND WHY DO PEOPLE ACTUALLY THINK THAT NASA NEEDS TO STOP DOING THIS AWESOME STUFF SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN IT TO ME BECAUSE I GENUINELY DON’T GET IT

melissmine:

So we can have a show about literally eating women but even mention eating women out instead and everyone loses their shit about what’s acceptable to show on TV.

sighs

Cunnilingus over cannibalism people, c’mon now.

Oh I know what it is. It’s just overblown and silly. And, I’m laughing.

simfected:

…one sec.

hold the phone..

Is this Snape’s: “Bitch, please.” face?